Some Passover Jokes to Lift Your Spirits!

To lift up spirits during these unprecedented times we would like to share a few Passover Jokes:

Why didn’t most Egyptians know about the Ninth Plague?
They were kept in the dark.

What is the best way to describe baby Moses’ mother after baby Moses was sent floating down the Nile?
She was a basket case.

Why didn’t Pharaoh call for help during the second plague?
He had a frog in his throat.

Why did the matzah quit his job?
Because he didn’t get a raise.

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